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I like:
How I Met Your Mother, Misfits, Harry Potter, , Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Justice League, Avengers, Kanye West, Nerdfighteria, White Collar, Chuck, Supernatural, Pokemon, Naruto, and so
much, much more.
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by
(Source: timorleste, via sarah-bartowski)
Calvin: Emma Stone is really pretty. Have you seen The Help?
Me: Nah.
Johnny: No, but I saw the rape scene.
Calvin: What rape scene?
Johnny: Wait, no nevermind, that was a different movie.
Calvin: Precious?
Johnny: Oh yeah! I got my black movies mixed up.
“I’m not good at anything.”
Actually, you are.
Complaining and victimizing yourself.
I just printed the June newsletter for Key Club.
And I completely forgot that the second page has like ten pictures.
I’m sorry, printer. I’m surprised you’re still alive.